Addiction Gotta Be Genetic

Look how pathetic my brother is. Click here. In his own way he's trying to relate to me.

Sorry Y'all

What can I say? I'm sorry. Oh no wait i'm not. See, deebs was doing fairly well. I was happy, my digestion was working properly, I was getting regular and frequent blowjobs, I was WORKING.

BUT, I am feeling like a piece of shit. A dog has taken a dump in my mouth in the middle of the night... and I'm feeling the itch to bitch. Love you all. It's another Alec weekend this weekend. Hopefully we'll snuggle and listen to Devotchka again, like in the old days and weep. But seriously, Alec and I will be hitting up some fall harvest festivals. Eastern Seaboard BEWARE!

Kisses and Farts,
Deebs

I am on twitter now

http://twitter.com/danielbaldwin

"Daniel's the outlaw" -Alec

Oh god Alec, you did it now. If anyone wants PROOF--absolute PROOF that Alec is just as much as a baby as me, PLEASE (I URGE YOU DEEPLY) read the latest issue of the New Yorker. There is an interview with my big bro called "Why Me?" Fucking classic Alec from fuckin word one to the very last.

Update:

Here's the link to the article from the web site of The New Yorker magazine. Click here.

Good Lord, Alec

Jesus Alec.  I finally figured out bluetooth.  Here's the fuckin reason I make so much fun of Alec.  He still was like "Hey! This was 2 blocks from my Bikram Yoga class!"  He's always such a cock like that.

Civility Is Important

Blogger: Daniel Baldwin's Blog - Create PostSo I had a great time with the brothers last weekend. It was hilarious, etc. Alec is quite the home maker. He wears this yellow apron and makes hor' dourves. Yes, Alec has become quite the chef. Shit this text

is italicized and I cant get the fucking italics off. This is so annoying. I'm gonna just post it. i don't have nothin to say. I'm watching season 5 of the wire. Don't even feel like blogging.....

Fake Contest

This weekend I'm bringing my family to Alec's place. Stephen is also coming with his family. We're having a family reunion (minus Ma and Billy.) It should be some fun, non-high, family fun. I'm sure Alec will do something to piss me off causing high levels of jealousy and which will threaten me to call Interpol. My wife is like "I don't think Alec ties his own shoes." So it should be interesting. I hear he's hired a cook for the weekend. We'll see!!!!! Stephen said he is making me a present. This should be good. It's probably a pair of underwear, knowing him. The whole weekend will be a fake contest. Don't mean that at all. Just mean that siblings together without their Ma is bound to be interesting.